Global politics fans were today left distraught by the announcement that geopolitical supergroup The Axis of Evil are splitting up.
After a difficult few years being eclipsed by new up-and-coming enemies of the West, the remaining members have decided to finally disband the Axis, stating “We’ll continue to destabilise the world in our own unique ways – just not together.”
Hague declares that Britain “cannot and will not be left behind” in the eagerly-anticipated armageddon, set to start on the Korean peninsula in the next couple of months.
The british economy was today found wandering around outside the houses of parliament in a daze. It’s gaunt, tattered appearance shocked passing tourists. The economy was last seen in the company of one Mr. George Osborne.
“George is very supportive of me. It’s just tough love. If I want to get back into shape, a little pain now will pay off down the road he says.
There were celebrations across the United Kingdom yesterday after Parliament miraculously contrived to drag its bloated, reactionary carcass over the very lowest possible threshold of acceptable moral governance.
“The passing of the Marriage (Same Sex Couples) bill is a great day for justice,” tweeted PM David Cameron, referring to the […]
Senior Ministers involved in the Leveson Inquiry have been warned not to resign until the newly-launched inquiry, ‘Should Ministers Really Ever Resign?’, has given its recommendations, which hopefully should be delivered “in the next few decades”.
“Sorry, it’s the law,” commented Culture Secretary Jeremy Hunt. “Gee, I’d love to fall […]
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