New figures released by the Office of National Statistics show that the UK is the fastest growing economy in the UK, a position it has maintained for at least the past three quarters.
After a busy week of threatening workers’ right to organise and railroading legislation through Parliament, David Cameron took a moment out today to apologise for every staff member he has appointed, or will ever appoint.
A custard doughnut company is considering a marketing strategy for their doughnuts which doesn’t involve hiding the custard inside and hoping no one will notice until it’s too late.
Many office colleagues and friends who attended Glastonbury last week have been telling stories that indicate they may have experienced the some side effects of a fracking accident over the weekend.
“It was the strangest thing,” says Joan Millane “at around half seven on friday evening I was watching interpol and having a couple more drinks when all of a sudden the earth tilted and I fell on my face. I’m surprised no one else felt it.”Read more ›