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Tesco announce huge discounts on shares

Tesco today announced a mass sale of their shares at huge discounts. “We’ve knocked an incredible 11.5% of all our share prices,” said CEO Dave Lewis. “Come and get them while they’re still worth something!”...

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UK fastest growing economy in the UK

New figures released by the Office of National Statistics show that the UK is the fastest growing economy in the UK, a position it has maintained for at least the past three quarters. Ministers have been quick to take credit. “In each of the...

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