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Slick Tinder Lothario rolls out “show me ur tit’s” line

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Engendering bitter envy in male observers through his seductive display of confident potency, local Lothario Henry Jacks, 27, today rolled out the line “show me ur tit’s slut” on a female Tinder user who experts say is all but certain to become his next sexual conquest.

Sources say that Jacks, who had been furiously and indiscriminately swiping right to every profile which appeared on his account over the previous half-hour before running out of swipes and starting to message every woman with whom he had matched, fired off the irresistibly appealing missive at around 2AM this morning, elegantly securing both the respect and the sexual favours of the message’s recipient.

Other male users of the popular dating application have expressed consternation at Jacks’s manoeuvre.

“It’s a little imposing to think that you’re up against that kind of competition,” said one user, Harold Norman, 24. “What can I say? I’m not the kind of quick-witted Casanova who would think of a line like that just off the top of his head.”

“There’s no shame in being beaten by the best,” concurred Alfie Lyons, 19. “Guys like that are in a different league.”

Though several other female users who had matched with Jacks expressed bitter disappointment at having been passed over in favour of another match, surveys indicate that there is no shortage of similarly inventive and enticing bachelors making use of the application.

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