British animal-lovers have been shocked by a viral video which shows animals being slaughtered in a Halal slaughterhouse. It is believed that the majority of the animals were alive at the time they were killed.
“I can’t believe the Muslims are capable of such acts of barbarity against defenceless animals,” said Sarah Paisley. “Yet more evidence of their barbarian culture and proof that they’re fundamentally different from us. Pass me that kosher burger, I’m starving.”
The video shows the slaughterhouse workers kicking and slapping the animals while shouting abuse at them. This is of course in line with Halal practices as the insults and assaults drive unclean spirits from the meat before it is removed from the animal.
“How can they be comfortable with killing animals just for personal pleasure?,” asked an incredulous John Fielding, 25. “I personally choose to only eat animals that haven’t been slaughtered. It’s the humane thing to do.”
“But if you ask me, the most disgusting part of all of this is that they don’t even eat bacon. The most delicious thing on earth, and they choose to turn their noses up at it. Sickening.”