Local man Matt Brown has decided to spend his weekend getting in some quality time with his deep seated fears and anxieties.
“I’m usually so busy with work, hobbies, and socialising that I completely forget the fact that deep down, I don’t think anyone likes me.” Brown commented. “This weekend I’m going to kick back, relax, and just spend some time deep inside my own head – really let it spiral out of control.”
“You know how sometimes you’ll think ‘God I really am alone’, but you just don’t have time to pursue that thought to its bitter end because you’re trying to fix the photocopier” Brown said, “Well not this weekend!”
“Saturday I think I’ll stay up all night thinking about how disappointed my 12 year old self would be in me,” he continued. “And on Sunday I’ll obsessively go over missed opportunities I can never get back until I feel lightheaded. It’s going to be great!”
“I just haven’t a full on, proper, I-need-to-call-my-mum-and-apologise-for-everything panic about my life for…God, I can’t remember how long!”
“Some me time” Brown commented. “I mean, if I actually knew who I was.”