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10 funniest jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe 2014

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1. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover…it was just collecting dust.” – Tim Vine

2. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover…it just sucked.” – Tim Vine

3. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover…we had a bit of a domestic.” – Tim Vine

4. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover…guess I’ll just have to suck it up.” – Tim Vine

5. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover…it was just working in a vacuum.” – Tim Vine

6. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover…he was just the 31st President of the United States, Herbert Hoover.” – Tim Vine

7. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover…damn! I’m going to miss the hydroelectric power it generated.” – Tim Vine

8. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover…I blame the Coalition government and the current economic climate.” – Tim Vine

9. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover…and get a Roomba instead so I can use the time spent hoovering to write more puns.” – Tim Vine

10. “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover…because Dave will buy anything.” – Tim Vine

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