A custard doughnut company is considering a marketing strategy for their doughnuts which doesn’t involve hiding the custard inside and hoping no one will notice until it’s too late.
The company is reportedly diversifying into the ‘All the other doughnuts are sold out’ market, and is looking to gain traction with the crucial ‘I don’t think I’ve ever tried one of these how bad can they be’ demographic.
“What if we could somehow hide the taste of the custard all together” one executive sighed. “Let’s face it: there’s a limited amount we can do here guys. These things are disgusting.”